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House of 1000 Cats House of 1000 Cats

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was pretty freakin' badass. The Tom Fulp/ Justin Timberlake scene kinda interrupted the flow, but otherwise it was really quite nifty.

Impossible ImpossibleQuiz Impossible ImpossibleQuiz

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I am stunned...

The one thing that I can't understand is how all these reviewers are even taking this submission seriously. How old are all of you? 12? There WAS no animation, the concept had no thought put into it... I wont even comment on the "music" (it was as if you found a way to transmit rhinoceros balls through the speaker.) Honestly, could this have taken you longer than fifteen minutes? If you don't have anything to say, keep your mouth shut.

Frenzy responds:

Your username is stunningly correct. Too bad you yourself can't be.

Arfenhouse Teh Movie 3 Arfenhouse Teh Movie 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty Spiffy

Wow.. that was simply pretty friggin awesome. Although i have to admit, some or the reviews i read realllly didn't fully understand it. i don't mean the "0MFgZ th1zz m00v3z f4KKi1 sUKKs!!11!!," but the ones that say "this movie was a terrific satire of modern internet cartoonery. it had the cliche'd credits that outlasted the film, and the overrated action sequence. i loved you're metaphorical imagery." i'm sorry, but that's lookin way, way too deep into this movie... it's like calling pornstars "pornographic thespians". cant something just be plain old funny?

Recent Game Reviews

Raid Gaza! Raid Gaza!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

Fun gameplay, nice graphics, wtf is up with all these people telling you you're ignorant? Someone said "try watching/reading some actual news, and not some blog on the internet." I'm going to say this once to everybody here, because I know it wont have an effect no matter how many times I say it: THERE IS NO ACTUAL NEWS. News as an industry like every other is inherently biased toward decisions that will reel in the most profit. The two prominent things a news station can do to gain profit are 1) support the people in power, and 2) provide entertainment. Therefore it doesn't show the news, it shows what it deems important, and it deems important only the things that it thinks you want to see, and the things the corporate sponsors would want it to show (and not in that order). So your "news" can go f*** itself. Now, am I supporting the missiles being launched into Israel? No. The whole goddamned conflict is stupid. People are dying as a result of two religions playing an endless game of rock paper scissors for their holy land. The only way to end this without the entire population of either nation being depleted to nothing would be for one or both to stop being so stubborn. That's never gonna happen though. So us sitting over here fuming in front of our keyboards from the comfort of our padded lives wont help end the conflict one way or another. So everybody who still feels like arguing about all this stuff should accept the fact that nothing you type into the review box for a game on the internet will ever, EVER accomplish anything. If you want this conflict to end in the favor of one side or another, f***ing do something about it, don't just sit there whining. Ship yourself to Gaza strapped to a submachine gun if you have to. Because your opinion doesn't matter. Only your actions do.

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